/*

TOP SECRET Microsoft(c) Project:Longhorn(TM) SP1

Estimated release date:2008

*/

#include “win95.h”

#include “win98.h”

#include “leopard.h”



char chew_up_some_ram[10000000];


void main () {

while (!CRASHED) {


if (first_time_install) {

make_10_gigabyte_swapfile();

do_nothing_loop();

search_and_destroy(FIREFOX | OPENOFFICEORG | ANYTHING_GOOGLE);

hang_system();

}


if (still_not_crashed) {

basically_run_windows_xp();

do_nothing_loop();

}

}


if (!DX10GPU()) {

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